TV3
Saturday 22nd September 2018
06:00-09:25 Weekend
09:25-09:30 TV3 News.National and international news with reports and analysis from TV3's Correspondents in the UK and around the world as well as the latest major sports results.
09:30-11:25 brand new series.4/41.Saturday Morning with James Martin.(Series 1).Saturday Morning with James Martin sees the hugely popular chef returning to Saturday mornings, with a two-hour show from his very own home.
The series reflects James's love of hearty food as well as some of his other passions…the great outdoors, his beloved dogs and, of course, fast cars.
Each week he welcomes two guests into his own kitchen. Familiar faces include choirmaster Gareth Malone and weather presenter Carol Kirkwood.
The chef and his guests cook together inside James’s kitchen and in his garden, making the most of his BBQ and pizza oven.
Plus, each show features a guest regional chef who cooks in their home or their own restaurant.
Viewers are joining in too as drinks VTs come courtesy of members of the public, who’ll give an authentic response to the wines and other drinks they taste.
Plus look out for an exciting twist in each episode, which sees James attempting to create a dish in the most difficult of circumstances...
James Martin is joined by broadcaster Carol Kirkwood and chef Nathan Outlaw. He also attempts to make lemon meringue pie while being driven by Jason Plato.
11:25-12:20 (Repeat) The Hungry Saliors.The parish of Feock on the River Fal is the latest port of call for Dick and James Strawbridge as they find apples aplenty at Trelissick Gardens and beef up their butchery skills.
12:20-12:25 TV3 News & Weather.National and international news with reports and analysis from TV3's Correspondents in the UK and around the world as well as the latest major sports results.
12:25-14:25 (Repeat) Midsomer Murders.(Picture of Innocence).Picture of Innocence: When a local photographer is murdered, DCI Barnaby becomes prime suspect in the case. As the evidence mounts against him, will he be able to clear his name?
14:25-15:25 (Repeat) The Question Chase.Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning at all costs.
15:25-16:25 (Repeat) brand new series.6/.The X Factor.(Series 14).(Episode 6).(Auditions 6).The search for a music superstar gets underway as The X Factor returns to TV3. The nation’s most talked about entertainment show sees Sharon Osbourne, Nicole Scherzinger and Louis Walsh reunited with music mogul Simon Cowell on the judging panel once more.
They are joined by Mr Saturday Night himself, Dermot O’Leary, who will be on hand to guide viewers and contestants alike through their X Factor journey, providing them with a word of advice or a much needed hug as the contestants perform in front of the judging panel.
This series has held auditions across the UK, taking place in Liverpool, Edinburgh, London and Manchester, and in a first for the show, Thorpe Park, where even the judges experienced a ride or two of their own. Once again hopefuls are tackling two audition rounds, starting with the intimate closed rooms, in which they find themselves eyeball-to-eyeball in front of the judges. Should they impress and secure three or more ‘yeses’, they're given the chance to progress to bootcamp to see if they have what it takes for international stardom.
This series will also see the return of the Six Chair Challenge, culminating in the live shows which will air later this year on the channel. Expect outstanding vocals and sensational performances, as the judges and contestants go all out in a bid to be crowned The X Factor Champion 2018, securing a life changing record contract.*The X Factor Series 14 episode 7 Auditions 7 is on tonight (Saturday 22nd September 2018) and repeated on tomorrow (Sunday 23rd September 2018) The X Factor Series 14 episode 8 Auditions 8 is on tomorrow (Sunday 23rd September 2018) and repeated on next Saturday (29th September 2018)
16:25-17:25 brand new series.5/9.Little Big Shots USA.(Series 1).US show celebrating talented children, presented by Steve Harvey. This episode features an incredible fiddler, a maths genius, a martial arts master and a gifted Motown performer.
17:25-17:40 Regional News and Weather
17:40-18:00 TV3 News and Weather.Lucerzia Millarini presents the latest headlines from around the world.Followed by a weather forecast.
18:00-19:00 brand new series.3/10.Cannonball.(Series 1).Legendary cricketer and broadcaster, Andrew ‘Freddie’ Flintoff is to host TV3's brand new adrenaline fuelled gameshow Cannonball.
Produced by Potato, the international hit format from Talpa is a high-octane series, in which contestants face a host of incredible inflatable obstacles and water-based challenges.
Joining Freddie as the pool side commentators are singer Frankie Bridge, presenters Radzi Chinyanganya and Maya Jama and comedian Ryan Hand who will be reporting on all the action as the contestants fly, fall or flop into the water.
On each show, contestants of all ages will face supersized games in a custom-built water park that will test how high, how far and how fast they can fly through the air before they crash, splash, bang and wallop into the water on this adrenalin-fuelled fun-packed gameshow. The final will see contestants on a giant swing, launching themselves ‘cannonball-style’ at a huge moving target covering the surface of a gigantic deep-water tank as they attempt to become the winner of the coveted Cannonball Cup.
Each week 24 contestants will attempt all four water based challenges that will test their speed, accuracy, height and distance. The challengers will rotate around the Cannonball course as they battle to be the winner of each game, gaining medals for their achievement. The three people with the most medals at the end of the heats will then go head to head in the final.*Cannonball Christmas Special 2018 will air on this Christmas 2018 and Cannonball Special Hits will air on Sunday 30 December 2018.
19:00-20:00 brand new series.4/6.The Family Chase.(Series 1).Bradley Walsh fronts The Family Chase, a Saturday tea-time version of the international hit game show, which is now made in more than 10 countries.
Each show features a different family trying to stay one step ahead of the chaser for the opportunity to win a cash pot worth thousands.
The four contestants will each answer a series of general knowledge questions as they attempt to get their tactics right and make it into the final chase, where they will then face the chaser once again for the chance to walk away with the prize.
Chasers Anne ‘The Governess’ Hegerty, Mark ‘The Beast’ Labbett, Shaun ‘The Dark Destroyer’ Wallace, Paul ‘The Sinnerman’ Sinha and Jenny ‘The Vixen’ Ryan will be doing their best to ensure they leave with nothing.
Host Bradley said: “Let four members of a family loose on The Chase and you get The Family Chase. What we quickly discovered was that families aren't frightened to say what they mean and mean what they say. Imagine anything you've said to your family whilst you're watching our show, in the privacy of your front room, well, these families take it into the studio. There’s none of the usual ‘just come back, we want you in the final chase’ it’s ‘if you go low, you can forget Christmas at my house’. If the Walsh family appeared as a team, that’s exactly what we'd say. There'd be no soft soaping that's for sure!
“I loved making The Family Chase, and with this twist on the format you'll love it too!”
Family spin-off of the popular quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. The Ghandi family from Middlesex join forces to try and outsmart one of the country's finest quiz brains.
20:00-21:15 brand new series.The X Factor.(Series 14).(Episode 7).(Audition 7).The search for a music superstar gets underway as The X Factor returns to TV3. The nation’s most talked about entertainment show sees Sharon Osbourne, Nicole Scherzinger and Louis Walsh reunited with music mogul Simon Cowell on the judging panel once more.
They are joined by Mr Saturday Night himself, Dermot O’Leary, who will be on hand to guide viewers and contestants alike through their X Factor journey, providing them with a word of advice or a much needed hug as the contestants perform in front of the judging panel.
This series has held auditions across the UK, taking place in Liverpool, Edinburgh, London and Manchester, and in a first for the show, Thorpe Park, where even the judges experienced a ride or two of their own. Once again hopefuls are tackling two audition rounds, starting with the intimate closed rooms, in which they find themselves eyeball-to-eyeball in front of the judges. Should they impress and secure three or more ‘yeses’, they're given the chance to progress to bootcamp to see if they have what it takes for international stardom.
This series will also see the return of the Six Chair Challenge, culminating in the live shows which will air later this year on the channel. Expect outstanding vocals and sensational performances, as the judges and contestants go all out in a bid to be crowned The X Factor Champion 2018, securing a life changing record contract.Dermot O'Leary hosts the singing competition as more singers and groups line up to audition across the nation. Which of the acts will have what the judges are looking for.Britain's biggest singing competition continues with more auditions, hosted by Dermot O'Leary. What weird and wonderful performances await judges Simon, Sharon, Louis and Nicole?
Dermot O'Leary hosts the penultimate round of auditions as the UK's biggest singing competition continues. Which of this week's performers will make it through to boot camp? *The X Factor Series 14 episode 8 Auditions 8 is on tomorrow (Sunday,23rd,September,2018) at 8:00pm-9:00pm.*The X Factor Series 14 episode 8 Auditions 8 is on tomorrow (Sunday,23rd,September,2018) at 3:15pm-4:30pm a repeat.
21:15-22:20 brand new series.4/12.The Jonathan Ross Show.(Series 12).Show 4
RUSSELL BRAND speaks about his recent marriage, becoming a father and promises to have “more and more” children
MEL BROOKS shares legendary stories about Alfred Hitchcock and Gene Wilder. Plus he performs a rap with Lewis Hamilton
LEWIS HAMILTON speaks about his career success, retirement plans and single status
PALOMA FAITH speaks all about becoming a new mum and performs a song from her new album
On this week’s episode of The Jonathan Ross Show, Jonathan is joined by comedian, actor and activist, Russell Brand; Legendary director, producer, writer and comic, Mel Brooks; Formula One world champion, Lewis Hamilton and British singer songwriter, Paloma Faith.
Russell Brand joined Jonathan to speak all about his recent marriage, becoming a father and fighting addiction.
Since last appearing on the show, Russell got married to his wife, Laura. On being newlywed, he said: “I like it better. We’ve all got the same name - me, my wife and my baby… It’s good. We have a tribal identity. I’m really, really enjoying it.”
On the idea of a wedding ceremony, he said: “The problem is, is a wedding is a ritual, it’s a ceremony, my imagination gets carried away with me… If you tell me I’m going to a ritual, a ceremony about bonding, about making vows and oaths before God, it gets right in my head. I was terrified the night before, it nearly put me off.”
He continued: “It was ever so lovely to get married. I really, really loved it. I don’t think of it as a social construct, I think of it as a really, really lovely thing. But I did have to keep looking over at the in-laws going, ‘Sorry, Sorry.’ I do that a lot.”
Russell also spoke about daughter, Mabel, saying: “I love that little thing.”
On fatherhood, he admitted: “I think it would have been difficult to be a father while wrapped up in solipsism, narcissism, endless showing off, that would have been difficult because now I’m finally ready. [Parenthood] demands of you, I am discovering, you can’t be as self centred as you might naturally like to be because of that little tornado of shouting and screaming and chest hair grabbing. Her first word was ‘Ow’ because she thinks ‘Ow’ is a word because she grabs my chest hair all the time and I say, ‘Ow.’ She says it back to me as if it’s communication, rather than just pain,” he laughed.
“Becoming a father, it woke me up to truths that were really inaccessible before it. It’s wonderful to see someone else’s will, someone else’s explosive nature.”
Russell also spoke about being present and involved in the birth of his daughter and also admitted he wants to have several more children: “I was whirling around and I wasn’t a soothing presence, but I was present, I was really right engaged. No one tells you what goes on on the front line of that. It tore a hole in reality, forgive the analogy, but everything seemed so different… How can everything change so immediately? I felt something turn on in my stomach, everything different from that moment. I want to do it again and again and again. I just want to have more and more babies!”
He also spoke to Jonathan about his new book about recovering addiction.
Of the addictions he has faced, Russell said: “The drug problem, I’m still recovering from it aren’t I, it’s still echoing around in my mad mind. Then there’s the old [whistles] problem, the craving, the lust,” he said, referring to his former struggle with sex addiction.
He continued: “I have used my life as a sort of greedy experiment, gorging myself on all manner of phenomena. There were some brilliant bits, of course there were, some of the bits were really, really brilliant. But mostly what I discovered, nothing has made me feel as good as the kind of connection that I find with people. I can be a bit of a self-centred show off and narcissistic, but when I feel connected to people, when I listen to other people… When I’m of service to other people, I feel a different type of connection that has more value.”
The legendary, Mel Brooks, joined the sofa and shared Hollywood tales and spoke about his new musical, Young Frankenstein.
As he joined the sofa, he told Russell: “You were surprisingly good, I never expected you to be that good! And you’re a lot smarter, a lot dizzier, weirder than I thought. I’ve always liked you but now I really like you.”
He spoke about his new musical being well received when it previewed in Newcastle: “We were up at Newcastle and all these Geordies, they’re great, they stand up in the middle of a number. When they like something, they just stand up and they stood up a lot thank God and they yelled.”
He joked that he couldn’t do a Geordie accent: “I can’t even speak yiddish and I’m jewish!” he laughed.
The Hollywood legend spoke about working on the original Young Frankenstein film, sharing stories of how he knew it would be a success: “I don’t want to brag but, laughter from the crew would actually often spoil a scene in Young Frankenstein. We’re filming and then the crew breaks up and then you’re in trouble. So I went out and bought 100 handkerchiefs, it cost me about 60 bucks, and I gave them to everybody on the crew and I said, ‘When you feel like laughing, shove that handkerchief in your mouth. Don’t laugh and don’t spoil a scene because I can’t keep doing it.’”
Recalling the memory of a particularly funny scene with Marty Feldman and Gene Wilder, Mel said: “There was a sea of white handkerchiefs and I knew I had a hit.”
Mel also spoke about legend, Alfred Hitchcock, and how his own movie, High Anxiety was homage to Hitchcock’s.
“I loved him. I actually knew Hitchcock, he took me to the finest restaurant in Beverly Hills… He sat next to me and I showed him a rough cut of High Anxiety and he laughed only once when the birds were s*itting all over me. Then without a word he got up and just departed, just left… And I said ‘Oh my God, he didn’t like the film, how terrible.’ Next day, I’m at 20th Century Fox, a big box, it’s a box of wine, a very fine French wine, must have been worth 20, 25 thousand dollars arrived, with a little note saying ‘I had no anxiety about High Anxiety it’s a truly wonderful film, love Hitch’... The Master of Suspense.” Mel smiled.
As Lewis Hamilton joined Mel on the sofa, Lewis said: “Firstly I’ve got to say, I’m honoured to be on the stage with you.”
Mel joked to Lewis, who was wearing ripped jeans: “Lewis, they should pay you more and you should get another pair of pants.”
Racing driving ace, Lewis Hamilton, joined Jonathan and spoke about winning his recent Grand Prix race in Singapore, his rival Sebastian Vettel and his single status.
The current leader in the Formula One World Championships spoke about his recent win at the Singapore Grand Prix.
Lewis - who started the race in fifth position and finished first - said: “I really could not believe it. I said the day before I needed a miracle.”
Jonathan joked with Lewis about having a similar feeling when he plays Mario Kart: “When you’re about to drive, and I have some experience of this, you rev… I play a game called Mario Kart and at the start you rev it up but not too much otherwise it burns out. Have you done that on Mario Kart?” Jonathan asked the racing pro.
“I still play Mario Kart today!” Lewis admitted.
“Which shell do you like to drop behind you, red or green?” Jonathan quizzed.
The pair compare notes about racing in the game with Jonathan sharing some tips. Jonathan then joked: “I wish I hadn’t told you that because I was just about to challenge you to a match.”
Lewis spoke about being 28 points ahead of his closest racing rival, Sebastian Vettel: “Ultimately I think it’s important to respect people that you’re competing with. He’s an incredible athlete and truly one of the best drivers we’ve seen in the sport so but it is great to have seen some of the weaknesses this year and I’m grateful for the one of recent. I want to win, you want to win because you’re the best, you’ve worked the hardest.”
Jonathan asked the 32 year old about whether he had considered retirement: “If you look at all the Formula One drivers in the past… When you’re at Formula One you’re in the spotlight, you’re at the top of the world then it’s downhill from then on, you don’t earn the same money, there’s not a huge amount of opportunities because you’ve been in that world for so long, I’ve been there since I was eight. For me at the moment for these past five, six years I’ve really been trying to work on what I enjoy outside of the sport so that when I stop I can walk away and still have other things… Every year I’m always assessing the plan.”
“But you have no plans to retire at the moment?” Jonathan asked.
“No. There’s been talks about it and I definitely have thought about it and there’s been times when I’ve thought there’s other things I want to do, but then we’re in the heat of this battle right now and I’m loving it more than ever. The training, all the work that you put into something and then you get to really show your abilities. It’s the greatest feeling ever so I’m going to keep going for as long as I can and see what I can do,” Lewis replied.
Jonathan asked about Lewis’ life off the track and Lewis admitted he was currently single: “I am. Lucky enough, both my sisters have [made my mum a grandmother] so she’s busy looking after my nieces and nephews and she looks after my dog, so they are like my kids… Honestly I’m just super focussed. Of course, the occasional date here and there, but I’m just trying to win the championship. I have a lot of projects that I’m working on as well.”
Jonathan asked if Lewis was still working on music and Lewis revealed he is and agreed to share it with the show one day: “Yes we sometimes [work on my music] on the race weekends. Most of the time just when I’m travelling.”
Lewis - a fan of Karaoke - performed his favourite karaoke song, ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ by Coolio with Jonathan and fellow guests, Russell Brand and a very impressive, Mel Brooks.
Singer and songwriter, Paloma Faith, joined Jonathan and spoke about being a new mum and her new music.
Speaking about motherhood, she said: “I’m just back to work… It is like the best and the worst thing that I’ve ever done. It’s like Russell was saying, it’s like going to Hell and bringing back some sort of deity from Hell… There’s no accounting for lack of sleep. And actually when I first had my child, I was in the park and I saw these two mums shoving their kids into prams and I stopped - because I was running trying to lose the three stone that I put on - and I was like ‘Props to you both’”
Paloma admitted she had a difficult birth with her child: “[Before I said] ‘I’m going to do hypnobirthing, no drugs, be this perfect Earth Mother’ and then everything that could go wrong went wrong and I had all the drugs imaginable and 20 hours of labour and an emergency Cesarean and a premature baby. So as I said, I went to Hell. It’s the absolute most incredible thing that’s ever happened to me… It’s just like nothing prepares you for it and you enter into this secret club with other parents… Now I finally feel part of something having been an outsider for my entire life.”
“When you meet other people whose relationships are still going strong after multiple children, they deserve medals, it’s amazing. It’s really hard not to resent the man because you go through this and you look at them and you’re like ‘You will never understand what happened to me.’”
Speaking about how her life has been since the birth, she said: “I had some crazy situations… I hadn’t slept for a week and I was delirious and I pressed the buzzer at 4am in the hospital, and I called the midwife and I said ‘There’s something gone wrong, they’ve sewn my head onto the wrong body.’”
She also admitted she was sort of recognised by one of her nurses: “One day I went for an appointment and the nurse said to me, ‘You look like a chubbier Paloma Faith’ and I was like ‘People say that a lot,’” she giggled.
On her new music, Paloma said she wrote the album for her child: “It’s a socio-political commentary record because, I’ve always been of that way inclined but I feel like when you become a parent you look less at yourself and you look more at the world. I think my album is me saying what’s beautiful and what’s terrible about the world to this child, and apologising that it’s not all ready for them when they arrived all perfect and great as it could be.”
She continued: “As I was recording I was pumping breastmilk and the producer I was working with at the time was like, ‘Shall we sample that because it’s so familiar?’”
“We could do some rap on that!” Mel added.
Paloma laughed: “I really just want to say how much I hate pumping breast milk and I am so glad that I’m not doing it anymore. It is absolutely delicious!”
22:20-22:35 TV3 News.Lucerzia Millarini presents the latest headlines from around the world.Followed by a weather forecast.
22:35-00:30 Film:Nutty Professor II:The Klumps (2001).Madcap comedy sequel starring Eddie Murphy and Larry Miller, 2001.Portly Professor Klump's wedding plans are scuppered by his manic alter ego, so he decides to fight back.
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03:00-03:50 (Repeat) The Hungry Sailors.Dick and James sail into the island of Jersey to investigate Ormers - an abalone type of shellfish and speciality of the island - and then head off to the Durrell Wildlife Park.
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Saturday 22nd September 2018
06:00-09:25 Weekend
09:25-09:30 TV3 News.National and international news with reports and analysis from TV3's Correspondents in the UK and around the world as well as the latest major sports results.
09:30-11:25 brand new series.4/41.Saturday Morning with James Martin.(Series 1).Saturday Morning with James Martin sees the hugely popular chef returning to Saturday mornings, with a two-hour show from his very own home.
The series reflects James's love of hearty food as well as some of his other passions…the great outdoors, his beloved dogs and, of course, fast cars.
Each week he welcomes two guests into his own kitchen. Familiar faces include choirmaster Gareth Malone and weather presenter Carol Kirkwood.
The chef and his guests cook together inside James’s kitchen and in his garden, making the most of his BBQ and pizza oven.
Plus, each show features a guest regional chef who cooks in their home or their own restaurant.
Viewers are joining in too as drinks VTs come courtesy of members of the public, who’ll give an authentic response to the wines and other drinks they taste.
Plus look out for an exciting twist in each episode, which sees James attempting to create a dish in the most difficult of circumstances...
James Martin is joined by broadcaster Carol Kirkwood and chef Nathan Outlaw. He also attempts to make lemon meringue pie while being driven by Jason Plato.
11:25-12:20 (Repeat) The Hungry Saliors.The parish of Feock on the River Fal is the latest port of call for Dick and James Strawbridge as they find apples aplenty at Trelissick Gardens and beef up their butchery skills.
12:20-12:25 TV3 News & Weather.National and international news with reports and analysis from TV3's Correspondents in the UK and around the world as well as the latest major sports results.
12:25-14:25 (Repeat) Midsomer Murders.(Picture of Innocence).Picture of Innocence: When a local photographer is murdered, DCI Barnaby becomes prime suspect in the case. As the evidence mounts against him, will he be able to clear his name?
14:25-15:25 (Repeat) The Question Chase.Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning at all costs.
15:25-16:25 (Repeat) brand new series.6/.The X Factor.(Series 14).(Episode 6).(Auditions 6).The search for a music superstar gets underway as The X Factor returns to TV3. The nation’s most talked about entertainment show sees Sharon Osbourne, Nicole Scherzinger and Louis Walsh reunited with music mogul Simon Cowell on the judging panel once more.
They are joined by Mr Saturday Night himself, Dermot O’Leary, who will be on hand to guide viewers and contestants alike through their X Factor journey, providing them with a word of advice or a much needed hug as the contestants perform in front of the judging panel.
This series has held auditions across the UK, taking place in Liverpool, Edinburgh, London and Manchester, and in a first for the show, Thorpe Park, where even the judges experienced a ride or two of their own. Once again hopefuls are tackling two audition rounds, starting with the intimate closed rooms, in which they find themselves eyeball-to-eyeball in front of the judges. Should they impress and secure three or more ‘yeses’, they're given the chance to progress to bootcamp to see if they have what it takes for international stardom.
This series will also see the return of the Six Chair Challenge, culminating in the live shows which will air later this year on the channel. Expect outstanding vocals and sensational performances, as the judges and contestants go all out in a bid to be crowned The X Factor Champion 2018, securing a life changing record contract.*The X Factor Series 14 episode 7 Auditions 7 is on tonight (Saturday 22nd September 2018) and repeated on tomorrow (Sunday 23rd September 2018) The X Factor Series 14 episode 8 Auditions 8 is on tomorrow (Sunday 23rd September 2018) and repeated on next Saturday (29th September 2018)
16:25-17:25 brand new series.5/9.Little Big Shots USA.(Series 1).US show celebrating talented children, presented by Steve Harvey. This episode features an incredible fiddler, a maths genius, a martial arts master and a gifted Motown performer.
17:25-17:40 Regional News and Weather
17:40-18:00 TV3 News and Weather.Lucerzia Millarini presents the latest headlines from around the world.Followed by a weather forecast.
18:00-19:00 brand new series.3/10.Cannonball.(Series 1).Legendary cricketer and broadcaster, Andrew ‘Freddie’ Flintoff is to host TV3's brand new adrenaline fuelled gameshow Cannonball.
Produced by Potato, the international hit format from Talpa is a high-octane series, in which contestants face a host of incredible inflatable obstacles and water-based challenges.
Joining Freddie as the pool side commentators are singer Frankie Bridge, presenters Radzi Chinyanganya and Maya Jama and comedian Ryan Hand who will be reporting on all the action as the contestants fly, fall or flop into the water.
On each show, contestants of all ages will face supersized games in a custom-built water park that will test how high, how far and how fast they can fly through the air before they crash, splash, bang and wallop into the water on this adrenalin-fuelled fun-packed gameshow. The final will see contestants on a giant swing, launching themselves ‘cannonball-style’ at a huge moving target covering the surface of a gigantic deep-water tank as they attempt to become the winner of the coveted Cannonball Cup.
Each week 24 contestants will attempt all four water based challenges that will test their speed, accuracy, height and distance. The challengers will rotate around the Cannonball course as they battle to be the winner of each game, gaining medals for their achievement. The three people with the most medals at the end of the heats will then go head to head in the final.*Cannonball Christmas Special 2018 will air on this Christmas 2018 and Cannonball Special Hits will air on Sunday 30 December 2018.
19:00-20:00 brand new series.4/6.The Family Chase.(Series 1).Bradley Walsh fronts The Family Chase, a Saturday tea-time version of the international hit game show, which is now made in more than 10 countries.
Each show features a different family trying to stay one step ahead of the chaser for the opportunity to win a cash pot worth thousands.
The four contestants will each answer a series of general knowledge questions as they attempt to get their tactics right and make it into the final chase, where they will then face the chaser once again for the chance to walk away with the prize.
Chasers Anne ‘The Governess’ Hegerty, Mark ‘The Beast’ Labbett, Shaun ‘The Dark Destroyer’ Wallace, Paul ‘The Sinnerman’ Sinha and Jenny ‘The Vixen’ Ryan will be doing their best to ensure they leave with nothing.
Host Bradley said: “Let four members of a family loose on The Chase and you get The Family Chase. What we quickly discovered was that families aren't frightened to say what they mean and mean what they say. Imagine anything you've said to your family whilst you're watching our show, in the privacy of your front room, well, these families take it into the studio. There’s none of the usual ‘just come back, we want you in the final chase’ it’s ‘if you go low, you can forget Christmas at my house’. If the Walsh family appeared as a team, that’s exactly what we'd say. There'd be no soft soaping that's for sure!
“I loved making The Family Chase, and with this twist on the format you'll love it too!”
Family spin-off of the popular quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. The Ghandi family from Middlesex join forces to try and outsmart one of the country's finest quiz brains.
20:00-21:15 brand new series.The X Factor.(Series 14).(Episode 7).(Audition 7).The search for a music superstar gets underway as The X Factor returns to TV3. The nation’s most talked about entertainment show sees Sharon Osbourne, Nicole Scherzinger and Louis Walsh reunited with music mogul Simon Cowell on the judging panel once more.
They are joined by Mr Saturday Night himself, Dermot O’Leary, who will be on hand to guide viewers and contestants alike through their X Factor journey, providing them with a word of advice or a much needed hug as the contestants perform in front of the judging panel.
This series has held auditions across the UK, taking place in Liverpool, Edinburgh, London and Manchester, and in a first for the show, Thorpe Park, where even the judges experienced a ride or two of their own. Once again hopefuls are tackling two audition rounds, starting with the intimate closed rooms, in which they find themselves eyeball-to-eyeball in front of the judges. Should they impress and secure three or more ‘yeses’, they're given the chance to progress to bootcamp to see if they have what it takes for international stardom.
This series will also see the return of the Six Chair Challenge, culminating in the live shows which will air later this year on the channel. Expect outstanding vocals and sensational performances, as the judges and contestants go all out in a bid to be crowned The X Factor Champion 2018, securing a life changing record contract.Dermot O'Leary hosts the singing competition as more singers and groups line up to audition across the nation. Which of the acts will have what the judges are looking for.Britain's biggest singing competition continues with more auditions, hosted by Dermot O'Leary. What weird and wonderful performances await judges Simon, Sharon, Louis and Nicole?
Dermot O'Leary hosts the penultimate round of auditions as the UK's biggest singing competition continues. Which of this week's performers will make it through to boot camp? *The X Factor Series 14 episode 8 Auditions 8 is on tomorrow (Sunday,23rd,September,2018) at 8:00pm-9:00pm.*The X Factor Series 14 episode 8 Auditions 8 is on tomorrow (Sunday,23rd,September,2018) at 3:15pm-4:30pm a repeat.
21:15-22:20 brand new series.4/12.The Jonathan Ross Show.(Series 12).Show 4
RUSSELL BRAND speaks about his recent marriage, becoming a father and promises to have “more and more” children
MEL BROOKS shares legendary stories about Alfred Hitchcock and Gene Wilder. Plus he performs a rap with Lewis Hamilton
LEWIS HAMILTON speaks about his career success, retirement plans and single status
PALOMA FAITH speaks all about becoming a new mum and performs a song from her new album
On this week’s episode of The Jonathan Ross Show, Jonathan is joined by comedian, actor and activist, Russell Brand; Legendary director, producer, writer and comic, Mel Brooks; Formula One world champion, Lewis Hamilton and British singer songwriter, Paloma Faith.
Russell Brand joined Jonathan to speak all about his recent marriage, becoming a father and fighting addiction.
Since last appearing on the show, Russell got married to his wife, Laura. On being newlywed, he said: “I like it better. We’ve all got the same name - me, my wife and my baby… It’s good. We have a tribal identity. I’m really, really enjoying it.”
On the idea of a wedding ceremony, he said: “The problem is, is a wedding is a ritual, it’s a ceremony, my imagination gets carried away with me… If you tell me I’m going to a ritual, a ceremony about bonding, about making vows and oaths before God, it gets right in my head. I was terrified the night before, it nearly put me off.”
He continued: “It was ever so lovely to get married. I really, really loved it. I don’t think of it as a social construct, I think of it as a really, really lovely thing. But I did have to keep looking over at the in-laws going, ‘Sorry, Sorry.’ I do that a lot.”
Russell also spoke about daughter, Mabel, saying: “I love that little thing.”
On fatherhood, he admitted: “I think it would have been difficult to be a father while wrapped up in solipsism, narcissism, endless showing off, that would have been difficult because now I’m finally ready. [Parenthood] demands of you, I am discovering, you can’t be as self centred as you might naturally like to be because of that little tornado of shouting and screaming and chest hair grabbing. Her first word was ‘Ow’ because she thinks ‘Ow’ is a word because she grabs my chest hair all the time and I say, ‘Ow.’ She says it back to me as if it’s communication, rather than just pain,” he laughed.
“Becoming a father, it woke me up to truths that were really inaccessible before it. It’s wonderful to see someone else’s will, someone else’s explosive nature.”
Russell also spoke about being present and involved in the birth of his daughter and also admitted he wants to have several more children: “I was whirling around and I wasn’t a soothing presence, but I was present, I was really right engaged. No one tells you what goes on on the front line of that. It tore a hole in reality, forgive the analogy, but everything seemed so different… How can everything change so immediately? I felt something turn on in my stomach, everything different from that moment. I want to do it again and again and again. I just want to have more and more babies!”
He also spoke to Jonathan about his new book about recovering addiction.
Of the addictions he has faced, Russell said: “The drug problem, I’m still recovering from it aren’t I, it’s still echoing around in my mad mind. Then there’s the old [whistles] problem, the craving, the lust,” he said, referring to his former struggle with sex addiction.
He continued: “I have used my life as a sort of greedy experiment, gorging myself on all manner of phenomena. There were some brilliant bits, of course there were, some of the bits were really, really brilliant. But mostly what I discovered, nothing has made me feel as good as the kind of connection that I find with people. I can be a bit of a self-centred show off and narcissistic, but when I feel connected to people, when I listen to other people… When I’m of service to other people, I feel a different type of connection that has more value.”
The legendary, Mel Brooks, joined the sofa and shared Hollywood tales and spoke about his new musical, Young Frankenstein.
As he joined the sofa, he told Russell: “You were surprisingly good, I never expected you to be that good! And you’re a lot smarter, a lot dizzier, weirder than I thought. I’ve always liked you but now I really like you.”
He spoke about his new musical being well received when it previewed in Newcastle: “We were up at Newcastle and all these Geordies, they’re great, they stand up in the middle of a number. When they like something, they just stand up and they stood up a lot thank God and they yelled.”
He joked that he couldn’t do a Geordie accent: “I can’t even speak yiddish and I’m jewish!” he laughed.
The Hollywood legend spoke about working on the original Young Frankenstein film, sharing stories of how he knew it would be a success: “I don’t want to brag but, laughter from the crew would actually often spoil a scene in Young Frankenstein. We’re filming and then the crew breaks up and then you’re in trouble. So I went out and bought 100 handkerchiefs, it cost me about 60 bucks, and I gave them to everybody on the crew and I said, ‘When you feel like laughing, shove that handkerchief in your mouth. Don’t laugh and don’t spoil a scene because I can’t keep doing it.’”
Recalling the memory of a particularly funny scene with Marty Feldman and Gene Wilder, Mel said: “There was a sea of white handkerchiefs and I knew I had a hit.”
Mel also spoke about legend, Alfred Hitchcock, and how his own movie, High Anxiety was homage to Hitchcock’s.
“I loved him. I actually knew Hitchcock, he took me to the finest restaurant in Beverly Hills… He sat next to me and I showed him a rough cut of High Anxiety and he laughed only once when the birds were s*itting all over me. Then without a word he got up and just departed, just left… And I said ‘Oh my God, he didn’t like the film, how terrible.’ Next day, I’m at 20th Century Fox, a big box, it’s a box of wine, a very fine French wine, must have been worth 20, 25 thousand dollars arrived, with a little note saying ‘I had no anxiety about High Anxiety it’s a truly wonderful film, love Hitch’... The Master of Suspense.” Mel smiled.
As Lewis Hamilton joined Mel on the sofa, Lewis said: “Firstly I’ve got to say, I’m honoured to be on the stage with you.”
Mel joked to Lewis, who was wearing ripped jeans: “Lewis, they should pay you more and you should get another pair of pants.”
Racing driving ace, Lewis Hamilton, joined Jonathan and spoke about winning his recent Grand Prix race in Singapore, his rival Sebastian Vettel and his single status.
The current leader in the Formula One World Championships spoke about his recent win at the Singapore Grand Prix.
Lewis - who started the race in fifth position and finished first - said: “I really could not believe it. I said the day before I needed a miracle.”
Jonathan joked with Lewis about having a similar feeling when he plays Mario Kart: “When you’re about to drive, and I have some experience of this, you rev… I play a game called Mario Kart and at the start you rev it up but not too much otherwise it burns out. Have you done that on Mario Kart?” Jonathan asked the racing pro.
“I still play Mario Kart today!” Lewis admitted.
“Which shell do you like to drop behind you, red or green?” Jonathan quizzed.
The pair compare notes about racing in the game with Jonathan sharing some tips. Jonathan then joked: “I wish I hadn’t told you that because I was just about to challenge you to a match.”
Lewis spoke about being 28 points ahead of his closest racing rival, Sebastian Vettel: “Ultimately I think it’s important to respect people that you’re competing with. He’s an incredible athlete and truly one of the best drivers we’ve seen in the sport so but it is great to have seen some of the weaknesses this year and I’m grateful for the one of recent. I want to win, you want to win because you’re the best, you’ve worked the hardest.”
Jonathan asked the 32 year old about whether he had considered retirement: “If you look at all the Formula One drivers in the past… When you’re at Formula One you’re in the spotlight, you’re at the top of the world then it’s downhill from then on, you don’t earn the same money, there’s not a huge amount of opportunities because you’ve been in that world for so long, I’ve been there since I was eight. For me at the moment for these past five, six years I’ve really been trying to work on what I enjoy outside of the sport so that when I stop I can walk away and still have other things… Every year I’m always assessing the plan.”
“But you have no plans to retire at the moment?” Jonathan asked.
“No. There’s been talks about it and I definitely have thought about it and there’s been times when I’ve thought there’s other things I want to do, but then we’re in the heat of this battle right now and I’m loving it more than ever. The training, all the work that you put into something and then you get to really show your abilities. It’s the greatest feeling ever so I’m going to keep going for as long as I can and see what I can do,” Lewis replied.
Jonathan asked about Lewis’ life off the track and Lewis admitted he was currently single: “I am. Lucky enough, both my sisters have [made my mum a grandmother] so she’s busy looking after my nieces and nephews and she looks after my dog, so they are like my kids… Honestly I’m just super focussed. Of course, the occasional date here and there, but I’m just trying to win the championship. I have a lot of projects that I’m working on as well.”
Jonathan asked if Lewis was still working on music and Lewis revealed he is and agreed to share it with the show one day: “Yes we sometimes [work on my music] on the race weekends. Most of the time just when I’m travelling.”
Lewis - a fan of Karaoke - performed his favourite karaoke song, ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ by Coolio with Jonathan and fellow guests, Russell Brand and a very impressive, Mel Brooks.
Singer and songwriter, Paloma Faith, joined Jonathan and spoke about being a new mum and her new music.
Speaking about motherhood, she said: “I’m just back to work… It is like the best and the worst thing that I’ve ever done. It’s like Russell was saying, it’s like going to Hell and bringing back some sort of deity from Hell… There’s no accounting for lack of sleep. And actually when I first had my child, I was in the park and I saw these two mums shoving their kids into prams and I stopped - because I was running trying to lose the three stone that I put on - and I was like ‘Props to you both’”
Paloma admitted she had a difficult birth with her child: “[Before I said] ‘I’m going to do hypnobirthing, no drugs, be this perfect Earth Mother’ and then everything that could go wrong went wrong and I had all the drugs imaginable and 20 hours of labour and an emergency Cesarean and a premature baby. So as I said, I went to Hell. It’s the absolute most incredible thing that’s ever happened to me… It’s just like nothing prepares you for it and you enter into this secret club with other parents… Now I finally feel part of something having been an outsider for my entire life.”
“When you meet other people whose relationships are still going strong after multiple children, they deserve medals, it’s amazing. It’s really hard not to resent the man because you go through this and you look at them and you’re like ‘You will never understand what happened to me.’”
Speaking about how her life has been since the birth, she said: “I had some crazy situations… I hadn’t slept for a week and I was delirious and I pressed the buzzer at 4am in the hospital, and I called the midwife and I said ‘There’s something gone wrong, they’ve sewn my head onto the wrong body.’”
She also admitted she was sort of recognised by one of her nurses: “One day I went for an appointment and the nurse said to me, ‘You look like a chubbier Paloma Faith’ and I was like ‘People say that a lot,’” she giggled.
On her new music, Paloma said she wrote the album for her child: “It’s a socio-political commentary record because, I’ve always been of that way inclined but I feel like when you become a parent you look less at yourself and you look more at the world. I think my album is me saying what’s beautiful and what’s terrible about the world to this child, and apologising that it’s not all ready for them when they arrived all perfect and great as it could be.”
She continued: “As I was recording I was pumping breastmilk and the producer I was working with at the time was like, ‘Shall we sample that because it’s so familiar?’”
“We could do some rap on that!” Mel added.
Paloma laughed: “I really just want to say how much I hate pumping breast milk and I am so glad that I’m not doing it anymore. It is absolutely delicious!”
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